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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Ponder these Questions:

I'm always asking my self really strange questions, like:
  • When your at the movie theater, which arm rest is yours to use?
  • Does Satan have a last name?
  • Why does the English alphabet have 'silent' letters?
  • What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
  • Why do they toe-tag victims instead of just give them a sticker?
  • Is daydreaming considered REM sleep?
  • If a wife is considered Mrs. Husband's name, then why isn't a husband considered Mr. Wife's name?
  • Is a zebra white with black strips or white with black strips?
  • Why are little pieces of Styrofoam called peanuts?
I saw these one online:
  •  Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"? 
  • If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
  • If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
  • If a guy with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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